![]() 02/14/2016 at 23:58 • Filed to: Stupid Questions | ![]() | ![]() |
Would you rather be poor or be a billionaire but you can only drive a Pontiac aztec with a CVT? And don’t say stuff like “it didn’t come with a CVT” I’m kinda tired and I feel like asking the internet stupid questions.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:02 |
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Poor is cool
Edit: wait...if i pick the billionaire route, am I turned into Walter White? Cause that’d be even cooler
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:03 |
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Billionaire, all day every day. Being poor fucking sucks.
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I’m ok with the Aztek.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:04 |
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Billionaire, because you didn’t say I can’t get DRIVEN in anything else.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:05 |
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Billionaire. You didn’t say I couldn’t own and be driven around in other cars. I’d just buy all the cars I want and have a driver like Sabine drive me around all the tracks in the world. And I’d just get driven to work and parties in an S-class. I’d drive the Aztec to go on dates to avoid the gold diggers.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:06 |
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While there are still plenty of cool cars I could enjoy if poor, there are way more things you could afford to make up for only one mediocre car if you’re a billionaire. Plus I could find a way to make a CVT Aztex fun. There’s a lot of fun to be had from pushing an underwhelming car to it’s limits. (I DD a 92 Grand Marquis and I love it.)
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:06 |
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When asking stupid questions you should expect stupid answers.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:10 |
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Goddamnit. You win this time but...
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:10 |
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I have a lot of hobbies is other than cars, I think I would be okay. Also, cartent!
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:11 |
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Umm. Sure but you will probably get arrested.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:13 |
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I'm already broke as shit. It wouldn't change a damn thing if I remained poor, whereas there would be such a big shift to going rich that I may or may not be acclimated to it.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:17 |
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Billionaire. Add gravel tires, rally suspension, and an engine/drivetrain swap (I have to swap in the CVT, might as well give it a good AWD system while I’m at it) and make it the ultimate recce car. And, since you said nothing about a limit on what I can co-drive, I’ll team up with a damn good rally driver, start a team, and CO-DRIVE ALL THE THINGS!
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:18 |
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Bring it
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:27 |
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Billionaire. Because boats and planes and bikes and tanks and snowmobiles and helicopters and jetskis.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:35 |
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Would have to come with tent.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 00:41 |
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We went right to the same place. I’ll drive the Aztek, on the zero occasions I am driving myself.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 02:13 |
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poor , as there’s no way in hell i’m driving an Aztec!
![]() 02/15/2016 at 03:56 |
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with a billion dollars, id ls swap my aztec
![]() 02/15/2016 at 06:25 |
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Fuck it, I'll be rich. I would have the most luxurious and upfitted Aztec in the world. Also I wouldn't mind being driven around in nice cars and airplanes.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 06:33 |
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On one hand, I am poor and am possibly about to buy a Fiesta ST. On the other, billionaires don’t really have to follow rules.
![]() 02/15/2016 at 11:12 |
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Well a Ponitac Aztek with a CVT is better than a 4 speed auto so...